...goodness. I think I wasted today again. O_o I'll probably write a real entry later. For now, behold! A survey that measures my Retardness! 8D I think it's pretty inaccurate though. xP
[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for hurting you.
I have punched them on occasion but I never scream at them, the poor things...
[0] You have ran into a glass/screen door
I wasn't paying any attention to my surroundings...(was reading a book)
[ ] you have jumped out of a moving vehicle
Well, no, but I have walked out of a moving vehicle.
[0] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
Only because there's no one to share the laughter with. ;p
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush
Nope, but does a sign post count?
[ ] You have been called a blonde
I don't have blonde hair.
TOTAL: 2
[0] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
No. Mostly because I don't give a feckin' shit even if licking an elbow was indeed possible.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow
I ain't gullible. Much.
[0] you never knew that the alphabet and twinkle little star had the same tune
See above reason.
[ ] you sang them to make sure
No, but I did remember doing Twinkle Little Star using a flute for a class.
[0] you have tripped on your own feet and fallen
Several times in fact. It just goes to show how athletically inept I am.
[ ] you have choked on your spit
...I don't think so. But I have choked on my own phlegm. Does that count?
TOTAL: 3
[ ] you have seen matrix and you still don’t get it
I don't remember watching Matrix.
[ ] you type with three fingers or less
No, I do not.
[ ] you have accidentally caught something on fire
I don't play with fire. Though I was near some people when they accidentally burned a piece of paper. O_o My mother stamped on it to make it go away.
[ ] when you were supposed to drink from a straw, it went in your nose
Why would it go to my nose? My nose is clogged with mucous.
[0] you have caught yourself drooling
After I had just woken up, yes.
TOTAL: 1
[ ] you fell asleep during class
Almost, but my resolve is strong.
[ ] sometimes you just stop thinking
...I wish. Sometimes my head just goes on overload when it comes to thoughts.
[0] sometimes when you’re telling a story, you forget what you’re talking about
Mostly because people kept cutting in. Sometimes though, I just feign forgetfulness. ^^
[ ] people often walk away from you
I walk away from people. There's a difference.
[0] you have been told to shut up
Oh yes. I was seven then. And you know what I said? Shut down.
TOTAL: 2
[ ] you have used your fingers to add simple math
I use them like this: 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024...Does that count? Coz I need to keep track of the exponents of 2.
[0] you accidentally ate a bug
Damn people keep putting inedible things in the refrigerator.
[ ] you are taking this test when you’re supposed to do something else
I'm not supposed to be doing anything. Though I do wish I have figured out what I'm supposed to write next for my story. >_>
[0] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
Yes. And I don't really notice with all of the layers of clothing I wear.
[0] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
How am I supposed to know I have a back pocket? *sighs*
TOTAL: 3
[ ] you have posted bulletins because you’re scared of what might happen to you
Bulletins? About what exactly?
[0] you break a lot of things
I am rather clumsy. I wonder though how that makes me retarded.
[ ] you tilt your head when you’re confused
Nope. I frown and stroke my beardless chin.
[0] you fell of your chair
And you have the grammar of nine-year old.
[ ] when you sleep, you try to find shapes from the scratches of the ceiling
Eh? It's bad enough seeing these weird pictures in my mind. And now you're accusing me of staring at the ceiling and looking for more of 'em? Thanks, but no.
TOTAL: 2
[0] you usually say uhm
Among other things.
[ ] you don’t know what uhm means.
[0] you say what and huh a lot
Only to tease other people who weren't being clear with what they've just said.
[ ] you’re using a calculator to see your score in this test
...who would? It's easy enough to add them in my head.
TOTAL: 2
With a grand total of...15 out of 36. >_>
And you're supposed to multiply this by 3...
I'm 45% retarded? O_o Hmm...well that's...exciting. Though I pride myself more on being weird.